he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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