I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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