I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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