oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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