I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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