eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Actions speak louder than pants.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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