I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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