Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
