I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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