She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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