a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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