the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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