sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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