I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
My vagina just clenched in fear
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
