I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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