Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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