I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Dicks are not precious.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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