butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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