I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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