I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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