I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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