why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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