It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
