dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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