I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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