did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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