Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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