you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
