I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm passing your future prison.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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