Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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