he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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