i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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