Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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