i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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