Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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