Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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