she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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