How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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