i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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