Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
