She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We need to get me chipped asap
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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