And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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