this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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