Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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