I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she was so not down for the gang bang
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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