Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
how drunk are you?
Several
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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