She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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