Small penises have feelings too.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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