Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
it's like iHOP with fire
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You have to summon your inner elephant
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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