I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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