Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
apparently the secret to your success is patron
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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