So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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