How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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