I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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