I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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